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Douche Bag Protesting Millennial Dads Have Terrible DIY Skills -- That's how ZeroHedge chose to headline their article on an Alarm.com funded poll. It's not that Millennial Dads have shitty DIY skills (I have pretty poor DIY skills myself)... it's that, like with too many things from that generation, they're not even trying. It seems that too many Millennial Men continue to be douche bags even after they've become fathers (the poll was of dads). Or as the article states -- they call the "pros" for the simplest of things.

Only 63% will change a flat tire themselves. 79% of their fathers will.

Only 54% will reset a tripped circuit breaker themselves. 85% of their fathers will.

Only 63% will jump-start a car with a dead battery. 86% of their fathers will.

Only 59% will (can?) open a stuck pickle jar with only their hands. 81% of their fathers will.

And this one... what is wrong these "men"? Only 32% of Millennial men own a fecking hammer. A HAMMER! 93% of their dads do.

I know. In know. "Not all Millennial men", you say. I get it. But what does this say about western culture and the future of manhood in general? Cucks everyone? Are we simply destined for the continued growth of the gamma population?

Come on Gen Z! Pull your heads out before it's too late! There will be a culling. It is inevitable.

They Spawn All The Units

June 9, 2019 12:59 UTC

I ran across a very funny comment about the role of women in combat.

Females have a very important combat function. They spawn all the units.

It was followed up with the following.

They also convert enemy units.

As playful as these comments may be, there is an underlying truth here. Logos.

Update: This reminds me of a very interesting video Black Pigeon Speaks did a while back. It was banned from YouTube (of course), so I have it up on the blog for safe keeping.

Check him out at blackpigeonspeaks.com.

Tags: funny

You May Be Cool

January 15, 2018 20:11 UTC

Jason Everman Cool 

Tags: random, funny

How I Feel

November 29, 2017 13:15 UTC

This is exactly right.

How I Feel When I Fix Something 

Tags: funny, random

It's So Unpresidential!

November 22, 2017 13:18 UTC

POTUS blasted LaVar Ball today... and rightfully so. LaVar Ball is an ass and deserved to be called a fool. What I don't understand though is all the hand-wringing by "the enlightened" about this being unpresidential and taking up too much of POTUS's valuable time.

Please. He spent all of 90 seconds at 5:30am smacking this ungrateful A-hole down. Not only does it seem presidential to me, it's quite efficient.

Some are even saying it's racist what he said (because he called a BLACK MAN A FOOL). Whatever.

Donald Trump is the best thing that has ever happened to Twitter -- and Twitter knows it.

They're Cracking

November 18, 2017 03:24 UTC

The host of the midnight edition of ESPN's SportCenter is upset about his network's hemorrhaging viewers. I think it's funny because he kind of halfway threatened anyone "talking shit" (his words, not mine). You can't continually insult a majority of viewers and expect good things to happen.

Idiots.

ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt Slams Network Critics

The Left Has Lost Its Funnybone

July 2, 2017 17:58 UTC

Let me preface this by saying I'm not actually sure the left every really had a funnybone.

The POTUS posted a quiet funny meme today. It depicts him body slamming "CNN". It's from an old appearance the President made on WWE in 2007. After the crap that's been going on with Antifa, James Hodgkinson, Kathy Griffin, etc., the left wants to get worked up over this? It's funny! Jeesh!

CNN of course went fully over the top with their statement in response.

It goes on and on and on like this. The media everywhere is freaking out saying that the POTUS is promoting violence against CNN or the media in general. There is no need to link to any of it. Just go to cnn.com, abcnews.com, nytimes.com, washingtonpost.com, or any of the other liberal leaning "news" organizations out there. It's at the same time hilarious to me and somewhat sad -- sad that these organizations are so weak and blinded by their own ideology.

Things That Go Bump in the Night

July 2, 2017 15:44 UTC

I was lying down with my daughter last night. While she was going to sleep I was reading on my tablet. The room was pitch black as the door was closed and it was a cloudy night. She was hot, so she had turned on her ceiling fan (and she really likes it spinning). I kept hearing little noises that I couldn't place. I got up and turned the light on to investigate. She has a shelf on her wall that also has little knobs on it to hang stuff. She has a bunch of little purse-type bags hanging there. They were swaying in the breeze from the fan. OK. With the source of the noises identified, I went back to reading my tablet.

Or was that it?

I kept hearing those little noises, but they just didn't match up with what I thought it was. So I grabbed my phone and shined its "flashlight" across the room. Nothing... wait... What is that?!?!?

I'm not sure, but I believe this is a female rhinoceros beetle. These types of beetle are very popular in Japan (kabutomushi) with the kids. My teenager, who spent the first 5 years of her life there, seemed to have forgotten how much fun she used to have with them as she screamed her ever-loving head off. Uugh.

We had a laugh and little play time with the guy and then let him or her free in the back yard. A fun little end to a relatively boring Saturday.

Tags: funny

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