January 20, 2009

President-elect Obama: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God."

Chief Justice John Roberts: "OK... Done."

Chief of Staff: "Mr. President. The North Koreans are threatening the South with war."

President Obama: "Shit. I need a cigarette."

President Bush: "HE HE HE... welcome to reality."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/southkorea/4288961/North-Korea-threatens-South-with-war.html